For the people upset with college protests:

me: I’m such a Type of Guy™️ now with the septum and handlebar moustache @agenderbird: you already were

my dream job is peeling The little protective film thing off screens all day

finally finishing the day strong with a Gonster

Thanks for this ad! I'm proud of the living, fighting anti-Zionist Jewish tradition, which holds human universality above ethnic parochialism

not to be a hater but I’m so sick of “egg punk”

imagine being a grown ass man and not washing your hands after using the bathroom

closer by nin is quite possibly the least sexy song of all time

eating an apple makes me feel like a damn horse

any kind of "sale" less than 20% is kind of a spit in the face ngl

sending unsolicited feet pics

thinkin abt the person at the house show last week who said "close enough welcome back title fight" after we played the where am I cover😭😭

guys am I cooking with this idea rn: tinder but for prospective roommates....... should i apply for a patent

me feel something challenge (expert difficulty)

me to myself cooking onions n garlic: damn that smells good what is that

Hoppy World Okapi Day 🎉

when the artists posts ur tat and says u sat like a champ 😎

limp bizkit walked so linkin park could run

contents of my burrito are hard panned to opposite sides of my mouth