Worst day of her life

my beloveds

La vida de un nene de 7 años no puede ser un daño colateral para detener un robo. Si pensás lo contrario no estás apto para vivir en sociedad

Acostarte en el piso con tu perro está en el top 3 de cosas más hermosas del mundo

it sucks that no one enjoys board games these days. no one wants to play 3 hours of monopoly anymore

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

How did we go from This to… this

If taylor was at my wedding, my vows would be written to her

Real Swiftism

como dije: muy tranquilos andan diciendo estas cosas.

tener un gramo de humanidad en este pais te convierte automáticamente en zurdo que maravilla

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Only albums by female artists to spend a full 10 years on the Billboard 200 chart: • Adele — 21 • Lana Del Rey — Born To Die • Taylor Swift — 1989

Remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship Him & his mother for raising him that way You did nothing wrong sis

I’m sorta the opposite . It takes me a while . I just started Game of Throne .

"Gatitos" Porque operaron del ojo a un gato y el otro lo imita porque piensa que es la nueva moda.

I’m no expert on cows but they are nosy as hell. If ur doin something near a cow they’re gonna come look. If there’s a structure near them,they gotta wander in and see what’s goin on in there. I saw a yard sale set up in a barn and all the cows were inside lookin at the stuff.

La concha de tu madre hijo de puta

“i asked gr0k” “i asked chatgpt” well i asked the traffic lights and they said “i don’t know”

straight up Nazi shit