Did you know that if you put a ruler underneath your pillow you can measure how long you slept?

I wish to have Chrom's arm as a pillow

Wow dude... That’s fucking massive 💦

cow abunga

Is there a name for that kink where you just grip around a demon's horns / deer character's antlers and feed them the hotdog? Kinda like how you grip bicycle handles?

armpits

I wanna wear a boy’s oversized hoodie and sniff his boysmell until I pass out

MCorrin’s warm ass in this cold and empty world...🥲

Sometimes I just imagine myself being a caring house husband baking bread, and opening the door to say “welcome home honey” and giving them back rubs before we eat dinner.

why tweet a banger when you can bang me

If you fucking dare call me a good boy, I swear I’ll come over and rub my head against your hand for pats. Don’t test me 🔪

Breed the homies good morning

baal looked at scaramouche and said “rkgk” and let him go like that

drummer chongyun

If blowing is the opposite of sucking, why is it called a blowjob when you’re sucking dick?

Maybe being a submissive house husband or male wife that gets spoiled and doted on doesn’t sound that bad after all.

The masculine urge to be cuddled, have my head pat, and be told I’m doing my best ❤️

Taller bottoms 🤤

☄️ Interest check for the last Genshin Impact Streetwear design! SCARA JACKET! RT if you like it💞 #scaramouche #wanderer