I approve

Twenty(fine)

You can’t call yourself clumsy until you find yourself voluntarily buying grippy socks so you don’t slip on the stairs (again) 🥴

The absolute gall

The entire cast of The Mummy (1999)

People with super loud voices shouldn’t be allowed to speak in public places

I have watched this trailer an ungodly amount of times already. The artistry. The angles. The insults…10/10

Day 1 of trying to get my dad to watch #VanderpumpRules

The little man is VERY into #RHOP Bravo

no one is “bragging” about reading 200 books in a year, you’re just insecure

Mentally, I’m in the Even Stevens musical episode

until the universe collapses on itself

Old people and kids shouldn’t be allowed at airports. I’m not sorry!

The old white male urge to prop one foot up on the edge of the baggage claim carousel

Just saw a moth the size of my head it’s time to get tf out of texas

Girls don’t want boys girls want a medicine cabinet with panels that can tilt towards each other so we can see the back of our hair

If rubbing itchy eye bad why feel good

“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside

he found me crying. he crew too. we both crode.

count orlok if he took the substance