Stop contacting HR about my office full of statues and hellfire, they are not ‘traumatizing’ or ‘unsettling.’ I own your souls. Do not test me.

We may be on siesta but that doesn't mean the world stops. Beirut, Lebanon has faced a catastrophe the likes of which we can not imagine. We encourage you for #blaseballcares to donate to Doctors Without Borders who are doing important medical relief. tinyurl.com/y3o5wmsu

If you are curious about the work being done there, check it out here. tinyurl.com/y2mpu7yp

The situation with a lack of therapists willing to work at Sixth Circle Stadium has been resolved. Our new grief counselor will be available for appointments from now on.

Hm management is displeased by the new emergent weather conditions.

Excited to announce that due to the cage fight coming to a stall and concerns about further injuries. We will be fully endorsing both the Hades Hellions and the Second Circle Scamps as our blittle league teams. Hopefully they don’t maim each other in official matches.

solidarity

One of the two official Hades Tigers was endorsed blittle league teams is Hades Hellions Official Work hard children, you can do it.

We at team management wish Nagomi Meng🐯 a happy retirement, and welcome @OlMillion to the team. One tiger, many stripes.