Ianthe awful nasty girl Tridentarius

my favorite part of htn is harrow nearly always incorrectly referring to the pommel as the “end” or “bottom” or “butt” of the hilt/sword/rapier, and the narration always corrects her

Getting my tarot read and the card reader pulls out a shiny holographic charizard

is this anything?

do you know who i am yet?

this is the year guys

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me

Manifesting Alecto the Ninth news tomorrow

Come outside.

can i put you in my stew or is that crossing a boundary

if i don't say weird things my magic stops working

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

A dense fog envelops you and, after a spell, you find yourself at the foot of what can only be described as an extremely dope and baller castle

the knights are joustingggg

the psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

im straight sippin on (looks inside golden goblet. sees swirling crimson red mass that seems to go on forever.) i don't know.

THEY SHOULD MAKE A SWORD THAT DOESN’T WHISPER TO YOU

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back