One time we were on vacation in maine and my friend was like “ok everyone take mushrooms now because I have a surprise for you all in an hour” and the surprise was a lecture on how to sue a sovereign nation at the local yacht club

Hi sharks. I am seeking seed money to open an art gallery that exclusively represents international artists working in the tradition of readymade. I have “discovered” a Chinese artist who makes piles of steel I-beams, a French artist whose work is composed of local cheeses etc.

The diner by the gallery that’s been closed since pandemic reopened this week.

How is picking a whole player up not a flagrant or tech?

Housing report for LA in one image

Ate a sandwich now I’m sleepy

I really want a madcap laughs, doing heroin with Gibby Haynes in the hollywood hills, babygrand piano on a pile of sand-era Justin Bieber album to happen soon.

BRB starting a breakbeat project called Weather Weapon

Tik tok influencer videos seem much more hamptons than Mediterranean this summer and I have to assume that’s a recession harbinger

a little stoned, but doesn't it feel like they are trying to crash the bond market to blow up crypto prices and sell high?

chipotle me down in green pastures

#OneBattleAfterAnother is basically a prestige reboot of Southland Tales

I don’t want to live in a world that values Lucy Bull 75% more than Neo Rauch

can we just give the Dodgers the title and start basketball early?

with the impending recession are we gonna get a scatter art revival or not?

We bringing heroin chic back for the year of the horse?