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used car salesman

@faucetteison

if I’m posting im at an airport bar

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calendar_today30-07-2012 18:01:41

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One time we were on vacation in maine and my friend was like “ok everyone take mushrooms now because I have a surprise for you all in an hour” and the surprise was a lecture on how to sue a sovereign nation at the local yacht club

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Hi sharks. I am seeking seed money to open an art gallery that exclusively represents international artists working in the tradition of readymade. I have “discovered” a Chinese artist who makes piles of steel I-beams, a French artist whose work is composed of local cheeses etc.

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I really want a madcap laughs, doing heroin with Gibby Haynes in the hollywood hills, babygrand piano on a pile of sand-era Justin Bieber album to happen soon.

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Tik tok influencer videos seem much more hamptons than Mediterranean this summer and I have to assume that’s a recession harbinger