yes id like the landlord special please

Men will literally cry to Light On by Maggie Rogers than go to therapy 🥴🥴🥴

happy anniversary of billionaire oligarch mike bloomberg joining the democratic primary, crying about the poors being mean to him on twitter then dropping out like a bitch

#NewProfilePic

They really weren’t playing when they said it gets harder before it gets easy 🥴

WHO MADE THIS????!!!!!!!

The lies are not just occasional one-off transgressions against a background of mostly truths. Whatever the USG and its media tells you about some foreign country, your default assumption should be that it is a lie. /2

My son informs me that Slack 'looks like a boomer discord'.

Fellas, I hate to say it, but resuming cigarette smoking because you “wAnT to cOPe wITh SomE sTrESs” ain’t good 🥴

Reminder that If you set more than one alarm to wake up in the morning you should feel ashamed 😊😊😊

If you are feeling bad, try feeling good! Hope this helps ☺️✨

“Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh” — *sweats in Pakistani*

"somebody who flips burgers" is such a disrespectful and denigrating way to refer to people working in a kitchen of a fast food chain or restaurant. it's an exhausting, stressful, and underpaid job. stop with this shit

Nothing but the hottest fires of hell await people who don’t pick up their dog’s poop 🤬🤬🤬

conservatives constantly going off about the gays going to hell and then a gay goes to hell and suddenly they're mad smh

starting to think my seasonal depression isn’t seasonal