Hello, hello. This is an account that points out dumb shit on fake life. You know what to do; retweet this. -Jas. x

Oh, yeah. You guys can send in some thought on some problems on FL, too, in my DM. (Your identity won't be given, I promise.) -Jas. x

"Touch them and I'll kill you." BITCH, YOU CAN'T DO SHIT BEHIND YOUR DEVICE, BUT TALK SHIT.

Twinks, why are you posting pictures of a GIRL'S body? YOU HAVE NO BOOBS. I know you see that shit.

"I'm lonely." Ummmm, hello, go associate, duuuuuuh.

"You haven't talked to me in a while." Well, you're boring as fuck. Go away.

Okay, so, I don't understand why y'all try yo ruin people's relationships by talking noise on Ask. Get a life, the fuck.

"I'm not a toy." STOP BUSTING IT WIDE OPEN FOR GUYS/GIRLS TO RUN A TRAIN ON YOU.

"Blowjob $5...." Get your skanky ass on somewhere. You're probably nine.

Why do people have the audacity to be a home wrecker. THEY ARE HAPPY TOGETHER. LEAVE THEM ALONE.

I hate seeing relationships go downhill because one of the partners aren't on all the time.

I mean, you can't get mad, if they decide to move on, when you haven't been on for A COUPLE OF MONTHS.

Do you get tired of seeing the SAME gifs? I know I do.

Remember: You can voice your opinion, as well. DMs are always open. Psst, they'll be anonymous. I promise.