It’s amazing how one inconsiderate tweet can just ruin your day

It’s the time of year where I really start to get mad at how many questions gas pumps think they need to ask me

I swear these are the most satisfying pictures

Ahh. Roads are fine.

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Thinking I should take “the interstates are back open!” With a grain of salt next time

If you’re the first one to grab your carry-on bag in the over head storage after landing, I can only assume you like your steak well done

Them: How do taxes work? Me: Here, watch this.

Sitting on the couch with the fiancé tonight quizzing her to see if she can guess the weight of a deer. She didn’t know. I told her 200lbs. IMMEDIATELY she laughs and says “not the ones you shoot!”. I think I’m done for the night.

And I’m supposed to “stop eating beef to save the planet”.

Well, it’s come time to sell the 1680. 1987, 4700 hours, 1 owner. Comes with a 1020 flex and a 1010 rigid header. $20000 takes it home

A 1970’s Big Mow on auction: $10 Paint: $30 The whole neighborhood wondering why I’d waste a week on this project: Priceless

Soft-Ass University of South Dakota Canceled NDSU Fans' Tickets for Their Playoff Game This Week Because the Bison Fans Were Able to Guess 'Playoffs' as the Password for the USD Booster Pre-Sale barstoolsports.com/blog/3496048/s…

If I remember correctly, I think it went a lot more like “and THEN your dad let ME drive the combine for a few minutes”

Felt like making the neighbors talk today. This oughta do it.

June 27 vs July 11. Amazing the difference 14 days and some heat units can make.

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The good news is that the money I pay to Netflix, though it didn’t get me the actual stream, did get me some updates from them on X. I guess that’s worth the $15/month.