as a business owner this resonates with me, and because I own a business, puppets are what I would play with if i wasn't a business owner, but i do own a business.

where i live in normandy park, we have exceptionally low crime. we also work very hard to push problems to other cities. oops, i meant burien.

as a small business owner, it is my livelihood that is threatened every time the news reports on crime. please think of us.

i do not support punching our law enforcement officers, but if we punch homeless people will that be okay? Burien Councilmember Linda Akey (parody) can we discuss this at our weekly ritual? i bet we can legalize it.

at today's independence day parade i let people sit in front of my small business, and then reminded people to be safe with their fireworks tonight. they don't need to know that fireworks are illegal here, they just need to shop at my small business.

i did this, because debra told me to, and didn't get in trouble. as a small business, i should have more rights anyway.

Burien's Unholy Alliance

serious question:

my partner, mouthpiece, and second city manager debra george wanted me to let you know about the newest little buddy up for adoption.

my small business that i run as a small business owner doesn't sell couches so i need to wait for debra to tell me if this is real or not. but i totally saw @burien_enough holding this sign today, and totally not in normandy park where i totally don't live. 😰