Mayor Kevin Schilling (parody) (@fakemayorkevin) 's Twitter Profile
Mayor Kevin Schilling (parody)

@fakemayorkevin

Mayor of Burien, WA. Brought to you by Toyota

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Everyone knows I was referring to how worldly and well-traveled I am. Did you know I started my campaign for Burien council member when I was in ENGLAND? #HometownBoy #BoyMayor

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TO CLARIFY: ... because cities can't do anything, even when their County offers them $1 million and 35 modular shelters and waits a year for the offer to be accepted and despite other organizations stepping in to offer even more free tiny homes and steeply discounted services.

TO CLARIFY: 

... because cities can't do anything, even when their County offers them $1 million and 35 modular shelters and waits a year for the offer to be accepted and despite other organizations stepping in to offer even more free tiny homes and steeply discounted services.
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Honestly, Darla... I thought (a teeny, tiny, insignificant smidgen) more of you. (Which is more than all of the votes you've ever received for the three times you ran for office and failed miserably because you are a miserable person.)

Honestly, Darla... I thought (a teeny, tiny, insignificant smidgen) more of you. 

(Which is more than all of the votes you've ever received for the three times you ran for office and failed miserably because you are a miserable person.)
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Mr. Schaefer, be honest; It isn't about the taxpayer money (we've wasted hundreds of thousands of that this year alone!), it's about the abject horror of not being seen as The Bestest Boy Mayor Who Ever Mayored.

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Dear City of Burien, WA and dave meinert fans and stans: Would you like to play a game? Learn all about my friend, donor, personal mouthpiece, and accused rapist, Daaaaave Meiiiiinerrrrrt...!

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HOMELESS PEOPLE SHOULD BE STIGMATIZED. I have been saying this for years, albeit mostly under my breath so that I don't lose what little democratic support I have.

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You know what I love about We Heart Seattle founder and 43rd legislative district candidate Andrea Suarez? She doesn't know how stupid she is. I helped doorbell for her during the primary because I am building a reputation as being a "team player", but only the stupid buy it.

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"Actually, I am a fourth generation Washingtonian, Historian, Steward of Taxpayers and Voters, Democratic Capitalist and New Liberal, not a "spineless, self-absorbed, power-hungry nepo-baby"."

"Actually, I am a fourth generation Washingtonian, Historian, Steward of Taxpayers and Voters, Democratic Capitalist and New Liberal, not a "spineless, self-absorbed, power-hungry nepo-baby"."
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Do you you know the story of 1944WasAGoodYear / Skinperfect owner, Darla Green? 🧙‍♀️Instead of putting up the "All out of candy, go the fuck home" sign 5 minutes into the #BooInBurien, Ms. Green has decided to copy Burien gov't & make everything suck even sooner than it has to.

Do you you know the story of <a href="/Burien_Enough/">1944WasAGoodYear</a> / <a href="/skinperfectsea/">Skinperfect</a> owner, Darla Green? 🧙‍♀️Instead of putting up the "All out of candy, go the fuck home" sign 5 minutes into the #BooInBurien, Ms. Green has decided to copy Burien gov't &amp; make everything suck even sooner than it has to.
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$36,000 of what I've raised for my state House seat has come from what some might call "not such great examples of Democrats" or "harmful to housing" or even "really fucking gross". They're just haters. #Election2025 #KevinSchilling #Elections #WaElex

$36,000 of what I've raised for my state House seat has come from what some might call "not such great examples of Democrats" or "harmful to housing" or even "really fucking gross". 

They're just haters.

#Election2025 #KevinSchilling #Elections #WaElex