Mayor Kevin Schilling (parody)
@fakemayorkevin
Mayor of Burien, WA. Brought to you by Toyota
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06-03-2024 04:40:46
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Much like our former President, Donald J. Trump, I also like to run my mouth. My mom calls it my "Big Boy Attitude". 😊
I believe Vice President JD Vance Kamala Harris should also consider the Schilling Sauvignon Blah varietal.
Dear Eric Adams, How did you do it? How? Sincerely, Kevin "I'm A Big Boy Mayor" Schilling
Dear City of Burien, WA and dave meinert fans and stans: Would you like to play a game? Learn all about my friend, donor, personal mouthpiece, and accused rapist, Daaaaave Meiiiiinerrrrrt...!
You know what I love about We Heart Seattle founder and 43rd legislative district candidate Andrea Suarez? She doesn't know how stupid she is. I helped doorbell for her during the primary because I am building a reputation as being a "team player", but only the stupid buy it.
Do you you know the story of 1944WasAGoodYear / Skinperfect owner, Darla Green? 🧙♀️Instead of putting up the "All out of candy, go the fuck home" sign 5 minutes into the #BooInBurien, Ms. Green has decided to copy Burien gov't & make everything suck even sooner than it has to.