Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap the foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it.

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

“Illegal family voting” is when an Asian family goes into a voting station and doesn’t vote Labour

Amina, 35 ans: "I want to vote for Matt Goodwin.... he's so handsome..." Mahmud, 45 ans: "By Allah no wife of mine shall vote for anyone other than Hannah Spencer. Trans rights are human rights inshallah."

thousands of muslim women are yearning to vote for nigel farage but their evil muslim husbands won’t let them

Sam Altman is such an incredible backstabber, liar and traitor. While your competitor is taking a heroic and principled stand, you swoop in to make your deal. Imagine working for this guy - is there a greater shame? This should lead to a mass exodus from OpenAI.

A group of paracyclists are bringing the cinema experience to kids living in camps in Gaza. “Our mobile cinema is moving between camps to spread moments of joy.” 🔗: linktr.ee/thegazasunbird…

calma menino o PRESIDENTE LULA também perdeu 3 eleições para presidente antes de ser eleito e se tornar o maior líder político de toda a história do brasil isso não é coincidência !!

Everyone rallying to defend Keir Starmer against Trump even though everyone hates him

mind you it’s just rubble behind him too their main motive was to murder a journalist

london is always the best city on earth but it just becomes even more magnificent in the sun. today was insane

youm e pakistan mubarak hamwatnon

Did Saudis just invent Islamic Zionism?

Do you think other ISIS guys are happy to see he’s made it this far, or do they consider him a weak sellout, like punks did with Green Day in the 1990s

Pakistan saving the world ?! time to fly out to Bradford and rent a rs3

How it feels to scroll the TL today as a Pakistani 🙌

will never stop being optimistic as long as this song is in my playlist

Me after getting reclassified from south Asia to middle east

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower