This is why we can't have nice things. *Points to human race*

to crush & destroy a man the most terrible punishment is to make him do work that is completely & utterly devoid of meaning dostoevsky

"desire for fulfilling work a job that provides a deep sense of purpose that reflects our values passions personality is a modern invention"

Amazing how it's always the ugliest of straight people that think all LGBT people are hitting on them. We're slightly bent, not blind.

What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.

Your underdeveloped sense of humor could use a few shots and some lubricant to get it going.

📽 Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why.

Somedays what sanity remains is slimed with worries and other days it's all smiles.

Instagram models posting selfies all thirsty for validation like:

"The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or touched, they are felt with the heart." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Twitter is the perfect place to be who you are. It really compliments your fake name and avi.

For a circus, not bad. If the stakes weren't so high for civilization, this would be my favourite US election ever.

I’m not saying I get road rage, I’m just saying I laugh a hysterical evil laugh when I hear traffic on other routes are worse than mine.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?...nothing, they just waved...did you sea what I did there?...im shore you did...beach

"Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that." - Norman Vincent Peale

How instant the smile appears when you see particular faces How quickly thoughts become dark with the sight of some others

I drew heavy wings by my eyes to balance the heavy bags, but the result was a dismal failure to take off and a waste of eyeliner.