Mhhmm.. Heartless, don't you agree? Evil is so delicious when served cold.

Hilarious. That's because they are clueless fools. Every single one. Pathetic wastes of air.

Thinking they could defeat Me.. Deafeat Hades. Hah! These so-called heroes are dumber than they looked. Why, I would enjoy every second watching them all squirm and wrestle with their demons. Long. Live. The Darkness.

[[ Happy birthday, Mike!! 😘🎂 ]] Hades

-eyeroll- Imbeciles.

Yes. Yes.. All in good time, dear. The light will be snuffed out. Completely.

The Darkness is upon you!

-smirks knowingly-

It is time.

Apparently, I am the Mistress of Evil, but not so evil after all. Only misunderstood. Oooo, Disney. I am deeply disappointed.

Make no mistake. I am Maleficent, Mistress of all EVIL! I seek darkness. I thrive in darkness. And I want the worlds to be blanketed in it so horribly that it would be oh-so-deliciously-difficult to breathe.

Everything I do is laced with venom. Everything I say, dripping with hate. All the fantasy fluff of that wretched movie is distracting you from witnessing the truest and purest of evil that is ME!

But not for long.

Didn't I tell you, hero.. True evil can never be defeated. NEVER. Everyone will know of my return. I shall bestow each a gift. And you.... -slow smile- Oh, you'll get yours soon enough.

My, oh my.. -flashes a wicked smile- Why the shocked faces?

It doesn't hurt to say it again, my pet. -runs a dainty finger across the god's cheek- Now, shall we get on with this and leave this horrid place.