Perfumeがだいすき😍😍😍

apparently the secret to fixing my sleep schedule is to play OREGON TRAIL for 24 hours straight

had to explain this to my grandma when she balked at the word "queer" being used to describe the lgbt+ community (she still uses the word in its original context meaning "odd/strange") cuz it was the slur du jour back in her day

- have a mild mental breakdown over the possibility of my old doggo dying - go on twitter to see two people i follow have recently lost their doggos oh okay 🥲

the way i have to mentally coach myself to not fly into a rage whenever this happens 😭

strong towns did not pass the vibe check for me when i first looked into it hoped i was wrong, hate being right

my dm: so after we finish this campaign, i was thinking we could do one where-- me, already pulling up source books: beautiful darling, absolutely beautiful, here's my character concept

Fucked up: my body forced me to go to sleep at midnight and then I woke up at 8 am after a full 8 hours of sleep

found out the other day that saying "you can't really misgender a dog; dogs don't have a concept of gender, that's a human thing" is an attack on my elders apparently

man i fucking love magpies

I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to inherit my grandfather’s overgrown farm, date 8 townsfolk at the same time, fight bats in the local mines, and look for the mayor’s lost underpants while sabotaging the local capitalist’s evil corporation 😔

It always briefly confuses me when people say Stardew Valley is a "calm, cozy" game but then I remember not everyone plays it like a minmax psychopath. My guide is OPEN my key pages are TABBED my seasonal to-do list is POPPING. I am LOCKED TF IN!!!

i'm the exact opposite. want me to describe a scene? baby i am taking you directly to this bazaar in a remote desert town and we are getting all five senses fucking ENGAGED. writing dialogue is like... how do people talk to each other again? how do voice?? why must they speak???

marceline

Detective tools / by Januara5000

as someone who has lived in minnesota on and off for several years and has strong familial ties to the state, i can confirm walz is correct in his assessment of the average white minnesotan's spice level

was talking to my grandma about a d&d campaign i'm building for my friends and she got very concerned about how excited i was to torment a character me and one of said friends have been theorycrafting for it lol

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit