May I six seven them big naturals, mlady?

my white friend when we play truth or dare and i dare him to not stab his parents

actually it’s called dosemaxxing but i wouldn’t expect a beta like you to know that

Didn’t know people LARPed Sex

jerked off and then immediately started crying #whatdatmean

Temu shaver just cut my sack open and I really fucking wish I was kidding

me drinking terraria zoologist breast milk

if you had both a penis and a vagina and you impregnated yourself would your child be a clone or have super aids

Fun fact: This scene from The Founder (2016) was not scripted. Michael Keaton had never been to a fast food restaurant and was genuinely surprised by how fast he got his fo—OH MY GOD WHAT FUCK

i dont jerk to w faps no more never jerked to w faps, except for a little bit of pomni porn never jerked to w faps

good night.

when my penis itch a little so i lwk rip that shit off

JlggypIg We actually identify as an attack helicopter. Check your privilege.