My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

ummm last time I checked it was august?? what happened 🥴

I will be reacting to everyone’s bereal like it’s my job or something

It’s not russel’s fault okay? :,)

the air smells like fall time idk it just does

She be beautiful til she order a BEER, like okay handsome I see you.

every large soda you order at McDonald’s comes with a scoop of cocaine in it that’s why they’re so addicting

idk about everyone else but I’m ready for booty shorts and bras weather again

I want more clothes

I have an appointment to get my puppy’s cheek swabbed and that makes me very happy because it sounds very cute

Why is it so discouraging to workout in the winter

Going to the chiropractor feels like they lube up your spine

I wish I was rich and living in LA

Alright I had enough social media today for the whole year 😂

Me leaving the house: I don’t need to pack a lunch today I won’t even be hungry Me the second I get to work: I’m hungry what’s for lunch

⚠️ THE BEST 3B IN BASEBALL ⚠️

Nothing like ripping your jeans in a warehouse full of men and not realizing your ass cheek has been out all day

Y’all remember when Twitter was actually fun to be on?

Guys, we brought it in

old Twitter users: Y’all still like this app yes or no? 😂