i love faye webster cuz she sing like she got hit by a shrink ray

if i get used as an experiment or flirting practice in between ugly mustached boyfriends one more time i’m DONE

getting bottom surgery at the combination target/cvs minute clinic

My me espresso would come out clear no shade

welcome back aubrey drake graham

but this is my emotional support confusingly intimate friendship

T4T (time for tums)

Ugly people are always fucking. None for us pretty bitches 😔💔

the badness of the bitches i have fumbled would put a weaker woman in the psych ward

has anyone ever died of touch starvation or am i gonna be the first

i’m sad I never got to be on Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman

as someone who has also ruined everyone’s fun with 3 or 4 words i really feel for charli rn

haven’t had sex in so long i might start listening to folk punk again