hello, twitter people. this app ungnome to. tweets not common in gnome society

Statue of great great grandfather, a writer the declaration of gnomependence

Today in history: Shoevius Seizeure founded the Gnoman Empire

Stadium gnomes not mutant racoons. Greyish color, bushy tail, and scavenging are just common among gnomes.

Besides racoons are great and being a mutant racoon would not be bad

Best day of my life: seeing sparkle shoes for the first time

Just because I love trash, doesn't mean I'm a mutant racoon. I don't gnome why people think that

Souls to ground thump thump Take the shoes back to the dump dump You bring the sweet kicks We'll make a quick nick This is the home Of the trash gnomes (written by Food is a human right)

Eyelet do AMA. ask me questions!

Scariest thing about stealing shoes is the sight of someone briefly without shoes. Thieves must have all shoes but all feet mush have shoes too. This is the eternal problem of the 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟