I only know Klay Thompson because of Megan. The same way I only knew of Tom Brady because of Giselle Simone Bile’s husband because of Simone… Taylor Swift’s fiancé because of Taylor Swift🤷🏾‍♀️ The only American male athletes I know outside of their relationships are Michael

The feminine urge to call every woman a pet name, “thank you, my love,” “sorry babe,” “okay sweetheart” even if we met 2min ago.

The concept of LinkedIn wanting you to pay for premium when you are unemployed and looking for a job is insane to me😭

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman

klay is bigger than THEEEEEEE SERENA WILLIAMS?????? man go fuck yourself

You tb Megan watashi wa star Thee Stallion???? Be serious

‘I support BAT’

The fuck do you mean "Frost Warning"??? It's May the 1st Tomorrow!!!

when a girl my age mentions her husband or kid

coming back from the grammarly ad to find Ghana losing by 2 goals already:

“satan don fall for gutter matcha matcha” 😭

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

the children are with their father. why are you talking like she abandoned them to die.

Y’all are going to learn soon that Peter Obi IS the party, the birthday, the ticket, the president.

“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

There's some rubbish Nigerian Founders will say that you won't dip the level of rubbish until their American or diasporan peer says the same thing.

as usual, no one’s asking why his girlfriend is a jhs 3 student. we cannot be saved

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.