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๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ญ๐‘น๐‘ผ๐‘ฐ๐‘ป๐‘บ ๐‘ถ๐‘ญ ๐‘ด๐’€ ๐‘น๐‘ฌ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ช๐‘ฏ ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ฌ ๐‘ต๐‘ถ ๐‘ด๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘ฌ ๐‘ป๐‘น๐‘ฐ๐‘ช๐‘ฒ !

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๐‘ท๐‘ณ๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ผ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ต๐‘ฐ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฏ๐‘ป ! (@explodatorial) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ASSISTANT! You WILL cease this horseplay at once! My dressings are in no way a part of this experiment... But... even so, you ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต admit you're jealous of my well-crafted figure, yes? ๐˜๐˜Œ๐˜Œ!

ASSISTANT! You WILL cease this horseplay at once!
My dressings are in no way a part of this experiment...
But... even so, you ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต admit you're jealous of my well-crafted figure, yes? ๐˜๐˜Œ๐˜Œ!
๐‘ท๐‘ณ๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ผ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ต๐‘ฐ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฏ๐‘ป ! (@explodatorial) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*Must* you gawk at my each and every habit? I'm simply airing myself out... It's quite *stuffy* beneath these robes you know, hee - hee! ...bah, no matter. Stare all you like, so long as you don't whine...

*Must* you gawk at my each and every habit? I'm simply airing myself out... It's quite *stuffy* beneath these robes you know, hee - hee!
...bah, no matter. Stare all you like, so long as you don't whine...
๐‘ท๐‘ณ๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ผ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ต๐‘ฐ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฏ๐‘ป ! (@explodatorial) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was being allowed into his private quarters not enough?! He'd given Oran permission to use his silken sheets, not to make him his-- mmhf! -- *snuggle buddy*! Ooh, he's quite lucky Plague's chilly body required warming up in that exact moment, or he'd be receiving a staff bashing!

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Assistant. Surely even a birdbrain -- AHEM -- A SIMPLETON like yourself can understand evil geniuses need beauty sleep for their big and beautiful minds. Which is to say: I am going back to bed. DO NOT WAKE ME.

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"HMM? This isn't the bazaar-- but some lizardman's abode! ASSISTANT!" He crossed his arms, seeming to be without much remorse. "Now-- I am trying to remain COVERT, so let us resolve this without involving the royal guard... A few shillings will serve to recompense, yes?"

๐‘ท๐‘ณ๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ผ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ต๐‘ฐ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฏ๐‘ป ! (@explodatorial) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"NOW NOW, let us not jump to any conclusions. Surely that crude patchwork was worth but a few coins! Regardless-- it's all I have on my person. Unless you'd also be willing to accept BOMBS? I have *plenty* to spare... HEE HEE HEE!"

๐‘ท๐‘ณ๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ผ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ต๐‘ฐ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฏ๐‘ป ! (@explodatorial) 's Twitter Profile Photo

!!! He leaps forward with surprising speed, swiftly blocking off the exit. "AH WAITWAITWAIT! S-surely we CIVILIZED GENTLEMEN can come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, here..." His hands are waving frantically, now. "N-name your price! Just, so long as gold isn't involved..."

๐‘ท๐‘ณ๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘ผ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ต๐‘ฐ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฏ๐‘ป ! (@explodatorial) 's Twitter Profile Photo

An awkward silence passes between the two... Seemingly he can't decide whether to express his impatience or placate his "host". Yet the tapping of his foot grows ever louder. "Hmmm... One of those salacious types, are you? Yes, yes, I'm quite a prize."