ᅠᅠᅠ Might be considering giving Charlie a redesign/makeover again🤔 ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ Well don’t just leave me in the dark, babes, hurry up and show me this second Charlie ! cajuchar.straw.page ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ I genuinely wish there was a way for y’all to have a personal little Charlie to feed and take care of like Arthur Morgan in RDR2 . ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ “ So movin’ on with our lil’ demonstration, yer gon notice dat some o’ these hustlers are gon try n’ kick their way out jus’ like so , which makes it hard t’ properly get ‘em inside . Now, anybody wanna volunteer n’ help push ‘em in so we can move on ? ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ Genuinely just saw the hottest friggin loser ever hunched over on his computer Awooga . ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 1: Props to whoever this is for knowing where that lil’ band is from, and 2: No, but that’s definitely the type of music he’d listen to on top of his white girl pop (And if you’re wondering, he’d 100% be a smoker if he turned) ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ Somebody slapped a sticky note on Charlie’s belly that reads “ Tubby or pregnant ? ”, and he still doesn’t know it’s there ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ Guys I really need y’all to imagine Charlie going honk shoo in one of those funny looking night gowns immediately ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ “ Sooo do ya remember dat one boob strap-on ya got me as like a practical joke a while back before I lost it ? Well I jus’ found it in da basement, n’ I jus’ realized how cute I look with dis thang on . . ! Do ya think I can trick some loser with dese on ? ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ If y’all are wondering where Charlie’s been, he’s been chugging unfathomable amounts of whisky and running amok in the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid . He’s now banned from ever entering it again . ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ After a couple of weeks worth doing nothing but downing his favorite alcoholic drinks and possibly being responsible for causing a slight increase in divorced men in the next county over, Charlie—and those oversized Country PAWB cheeks—is back and up to no good ! ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ I encourage y’all to get like a brush or something like that to give Charlie’s gut a good scratching like those pigs you’d see on instagram . ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ TOTALLY not me going ape after barely discovering the Devourment mod for Skyrim 😇 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ If I had the confidence and free will to do it, I’d be spamming that dastardly Hugh Morris pose at least 6 times a day ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ “ Mmkay, so I suppose ya were right ‘bout me lookin’ absolutely swagger in dis crop top man, really helps t’ highlight my waist n’ curves ! I mean god damn, Don’t Ya Wanna jus’ let yer lil head rest on dese pillowy thighs ? I’m a Railway To Heaven, damnit ~! ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ If you’re ever hanging out with Charlie, make sure to get a good look at his arms and see all the snake bites on them . I’ll give you 12 bucks if you manage to count them all ! ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ I seriously heart vore with very little/no weight gain cause like imagine getting to make some loser a meal without anybody suspecting you of doing such a thing ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ I’m starting to think that Charlie’d should really start fully buttoning his stupid lil shirt . Not only is it common decency, but I’m honestly fiending over the idea of Charlie only unbuttoning to show off his plushy potbelly whenever he’s about to take a nap . ᅠᅠᅠ