All of the expertise on code readability you will ever need: 1. Can YOU read it? 2. Can YOUR COWORKERS read it? 3. Will 1 and 2 be true in the FUTURE? If all three check out, the code is officially "readable". You can throw out all code readability guides and blogposts now.

Shout out to Backblaze for gently poking me to update my credit card info after a payment didn't go trough, instead of blatantly shutting down my account and removing my backups. Yes I'm looking at you CrashPlan!

Pro Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write "sorry" on the back and leave it on the windscreen.

I just browsed the internet for 3 hours straight before realizing javascript was turned off in my browser. Progressive enhancement really is a thing of beauty.

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. HTML tags nested 14 layers deep off the shoulder of a signature. I watched DOM beams glitter in the dark near the font of Verdana. All these containers will be lost in time, like tears from the CPU. Time to cry.

Opeens weet je het: je wordt “vacature”!

It's good to be afraid to make mistakes. It's more important to be afraid that you're not moving fast enough. In business, speed is everything.

Dishes are like technical debt, every time you avoid you make it harder to get rid of.

Don't make a religion about the coding language of your choice. Now if you excuse me, I need to see into an issue with Prophecy and Psalm... #php

Polaris is really nice and simple to run. It spins up a dashboard showing if your Kubernetes cluster is following the best practices. You can tweak the ruleset and include it in your CI pipeline as well. #devops #kubernetes #containers #k8s #ops #opsec github.com/FairwindsOps/p…

It seems I'm on some kind of block list by BUG-A-SALT? No response to emails whatsoever...

#dtv @Rabobankwebcare hoe stort ik alle extra saldo boven een bepaalde grens automatisch maandelijks naar een andere rekening? Of kan ik alleen vaste bedragen instellen?

Catherine Put two of them together to make an andwich

THIS JUST IN! Het lijkt te zijn gebeurd... lekker dan. #PresidentialElection

Goud

Thanks Docker for sacrificing security for money. I now have 5/1 access tokens in use and must upgrade to use 5 tokens. This used to be uncapped so I could use them in CI pipelines and such. Now I will generate One Token To Rule Them All and use it everywhere. #dockerhub #greed

Elke dag schors ik wel iemand, maar het gebeurt me zelden dat ik een Franse boom schors. @spatiegebruik

I blogged about the various DevOps implementations I have seen over the years: stefan-van-essen.nl/2023/01/devops…