Nathan just sat bolt upright in bed and shouted "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!?" In his sleep. I had to convince his sleeping self that he was not, in fact, locked in a cage. It is 4:30am. Do y'all see what this man puts me through!? 🤣

JWs act like hanging out with wild animals is the pinnacle of paradise activities; as if the internet isn't brimming with cute, feel-good stories and videos of people and animals playing around, hanging out, and becoming friends. Like, go outside.

I gotta do some dishes, but I'm really hungry, but I gotta do some dishes if I wanna make lunch, but I don’t have the energy to do the dishes so I gotta eat first, but

Trying to sleep with ADHD like My eyeballs: 😴 My body: 😪 My brain: 👁👄👁

Imho there is little in this world more beautiful than trans joy

Wild Rhino sighting in Colorado

🔥 take Hotel with bar/restaurant < hotel with free hot breakfast

I'm 25! 🥳

I hope my other Christmas presents are better than the one the universe got me. The universe got me SICK for Christmas 🤧🎄🤒🎁😷

The local cops used to bring people with nowhere else to go to this church, so it's not like this law was always being enforced. The local government just hates the homeless even more than it loves Christianity (and doing the right thing).

I need people to be as hype for Coral Island as they are for Stardew Valley I need the fanart and fanfics thanks x

In case you're wondering if this story is missing any key context... I live here. It isn't missing conyext. Just a straight-up war on the unhoused and a man who wants to help them. tiktok.com/t/ZT8su2nPX/

Okay but like why are there no marble statues of me? Not even a bust? I'm so pretty and handsome fr

Y'all who was stuck saying that Biden was still the man for the job lookin foolish now 🤡🤡🤡 HE didn't even think that he was the man for the job 😂😂😂

I am re-locating