Not just any mom, the /best/ mom.

"If you don't like kale then how do you make those gross healthy juices so green? Explain."

"So you're a walking spinach then." x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

"You better not be running around with my baby strapped to your unnecessarily rippling muscles again." x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

"You don't, huh?" Sips tea. x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

"병신아." [ Translation: you dumbass ] x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

// google translate says bastard and I suppose that could also work but it's v vicious considering the context

"Not the first time I've heard you say that." x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

Raises a brow. "I'm not trying to have baby number four." x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

// HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Cʀᴀɪɢ Cᴀʜɴ

"... At least one of my kids is too young to think I'm weird."

"With you?" Blinks x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

"Look at the time! Gotta run!" x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

"NO!" x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

Ashley couldn't keep up with him. x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

"It's been a /long/ day."

"Craig Cahn there's a reason we're divorced." x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

"Don't 'Ashley, please' me." x.com/fltnessdaddy/s…

Why do you think we divorced x.com/river_cahn/sta…

// I accidentally signed out of this account hsddgdg