Kev from Air Traffic is just back from Alicante. Said he had his first blow job on a plane! He also said that's the last time he'll fall asleep with his mouth open.

exPhixer Liane-Marie Spinks Lisa Nandy MP An alteration means making a change. A picture or painting/wallpaper is a change… you’ve tried stretching a word to its limit to try and dramatically prove your point but it’s failed cause you’ve misunderstood the word on the first place.

Kathleen King Agent P You still haven't noticed that it's not in every city across the UK, like you insisted it was in your first tweet. 14 if you include Scotland is not every city, try learning to read and count before you post inaccurate maps. 14 is not commonplace when there are 76 cities.

Majority say ICE ban should be later or never.

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So another day and two more blocks from people who think it's OK to call Reform voters thick and cunts. Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙 and Fi 🇪🇺 bravely blocked me. But then again it's only to be expected from thin skinned tossers like them, like to dish it out but can't take it.

I see that Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙 has decided that I'm a nazi and at the same time a brain addled half wit who blames foreigners for everything. Such a caring person and not at all like the stereotypical FBPE twat he really is. x.com/g_gosden/statu…

Keir Starmer Thanks Keir. I speak for all Brits when I say your leadership is moving the UK forward!

It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Raining images.app.goo.gl/WGz8KN1ChT2nKu…

Friendly Neighborhood Doctor Rupert Lowe MP and it's not disingenuous for you to use it to imply that it's for all foreign nationals that haven't paid into the system , mate

For too long, working people have been locked out of home ownership. Our Plan for Change is fixing this. We are speeding up the building of almost 100,000 homes, making the dream of owning a home a reality again.

Keir Starmer Finally! Homeownership shouldn’t be a luxury - it’s a right. Almost 100,000 new homes is just the start. The world is watching

Like ❤️ and repost ♻️ if you think Stale Mince is a MASSIVE WANKER! 👀

Otto English It's also not the first time she's used her own photo.

My thanks are due to all of my followers (too many to name separately) who kindly alerted me to Our John's touching tale of 'Good old London' where everyone gets on well and nothing bad ever happens - and if it does, it's due to far-right thugs, e.g. Pink Ladies.

Ayoub Khan MP We won It’s a win for Villa fans and the local Muslim community