We split the responsibilities. I get invited when the humans launch,and he gets invited when the aliens land.

T minus 9 min. To the dark side of the moon. God speed Artemis for America and all mankind.

Buckingham Palace announce that Charles won't be issuing an Easter message this year. Meanwhile for Ramadan....

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

The funniest stand-up special I've seen in like forever!

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Oh shit that’s me!

Artemis 2 Lunar approach timelapse.

Joel Berry

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

Republicans in Congress “getting the job done”:

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

We’ve reached the point in the matrix where the government officials who are guilty of fraud are creating laws that will imprison the people investigating their crimes. Incredible.

So are tariffs being refunded to the businesses who upcharged for them, or the citizens who paid them.

Here's a scam called "THE GOVERNMENT WAY" 1. Make laws that take money from people. 2. Spend that money. 3. Make laws that create problems. 4. Make laws that demand more money from people. 5. Spend that money, too. 6. Threaten jail time for those who don't pay "enough." Repeat!

There is a brand of woman that thinks it's cute when they're sick. If you work in an office environment, you work with these women.

Decisions decisions… 🤔

Bill Maher asks how the government is “failing the poor so badly” when he pays “60 PERCENT” of his earnings in taxes. “Last week was tax day… I paid the government probably almost 60% of what I earn. That’s a lot.” “And I… wouldn’t mind if Bernie Sanders would stop saying the