Am I doing this right?

If you give Jeff Bezos hair he looks like a Danish shipping company executive.

Amjad Masad Man goes to doctor. Says he doesn't believe exponential curves are a good way to forecast future events. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great founder Amjad Masad is in town. Check out his tweet at x.com/amasad/status/… " Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..."

One of the under appreciated aspects of YoutTube’s algorithm is how topics can be so perfectly transient. As I’m studying a topic, or learning about a software tool, or playing a video game title; the suggested videos ebb and flood with my interest. When I’m done it’s done.

Every Pope dies, but how many truly live?

This should be illegal. Straight to jail.

these gpt-5 numbers are insane 🤯

It’s fine that people have an opinion about the Cracker Barrel rebrand. People have had hot takes about changed company logos forever. I just wish more people would add whether they had eaten at one when sharing their opinion. I don’t care because I’ve never been to one.

NO on PROP 50! Stop rigged elections now! Click that repost button 👇

I miss Slava Akhmechet‘s writing.

Wow. This is wild. Researchers from Columbia, Michigan, and Maryland released VRscores. VRscores is a dataset linking voter registrations to online worker profiles that allow you to measure the partisan leanings of U.S. employers. 24.5M workers. 500k employers. 2012–2024.

The advertisement playing over this article puts it over the top.

This is supposedly my first tweet, but it isn't really. My first messages were sent via SMS commenting on a sandwich I was eating. I think I was trying to make light of the entire concept of people posting the mundane online.

Historically accurate—there’s no food

THE 49ERS DID IT. BROCK PURDY OUTDUELS CALEB WILLIAMS IN AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC

A couple weeks ago, I came home and my wife, Silvia, said something I almost couldn’t believe.   She looked at me and she said, “I think our state needs you.” Because she believed I could help our kids. Help San José. And help California.   And if you know anything about Silvia —