bladee 2016: im going to kill myself bladee 2020: im a cute fairy boy bladee 2026: im going to kill myself

they have a bladee duckie at the dollar tree lol should i buy it 😇

my fave thing about twitter is how i can tweet making fun of meghan to my heart’s content without her calling me screaming at like 12am (which she knows is past my bedtime) because why would meghan have a twitter account….., it’s a text based platform and she can’t read 💀🤣

WHY IS HE SO FUCKIN SKINNY mannnn i want some damn stomach ulcers too smh life ain’t fuckin fair 😒

i’m happy to report that after an hour, a bunch of treats, some playtime, and some serious scritchies on her neck where she’s got itchy shedding fur, Palma has forgiven me for putting frontline on her ☺️🤣

excited that me and unc with good puss 🌟 are gonna be in the same state!!!! even tho they are RUDELY just going to our hometown, not henrico where i currently live and is wayy cooler smh

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

apparently shawn knows nettspends mom cuz she comes to waffle house a lot lmao omg

also!!! shawn admitted bladee “isn’t bad and he has a lot of catchy song” (it was in response to how bladee is better than nettspend cuz i asked if we could go to the nettspend concert and he said no 🥲)

fr there were a few other People Of An Age That Begins With 3 or 4 at the bladee concert thankfully but i do think Shawn would look WILDLY out of place at a nettspend concert lololol

now i’m sad bc i wish bladee was going on tour again i wish every night was bladee night

it’s so wrong but feels so right

if ecco had grown up in richmond/henrico instead of stockholm: “at the amtrak stop, smoking rocks”

if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me

i got the holographic cashapp card and i know it’s foolish as fuck to waste $5 on a card that i use to SPEND MONEY why do i need to spend more money to spend money but like…….. this bitch is unfortunately cool as shit 🤩

I must entertain the masses

i fuuuuuuuuuuucking hate jellyroll

it hit 90 here a few days ago now we’re having a freeze warning smh #eczema

lyft must sponsor the old white racist trump supporters or something cuz we just paid $15 for a 3min pickup just to go home faster so we didn’t have to listen to their loud ass vOtE nO tEeHeE nonsense