Why are all of my professors funny as fuck 😭

Nom nom moon cakes

Please help my brothers and sisters

This is my gentle reminder to those of us who aren't Indigenous: the Sacheen Littlefeather article is being refuted by a number of Indigenous folks and the validity of someone else's Indigeneity is not ours to assign or comment on. Let Indigenous folks speak on this.

My professor: come, go, see… acorn~

Professor: okay, we make a sentence, right? Hmm… say, “I love you, but you don’t love me.” Me: 선생님… have you been watching too many romantic k-dramas?

Can someone invent teleportation so I don’t have to do this drive anymore

Me: *unfolds comfy chair* Yoon, my roommate: wow~

붕어 빨 붕어빵 붕어빵~

“Things were getting steamy, Spanish was involved”

And that’s the story of how someone I thought i was friends with really just wanted to fuck me.

“OMGGGG YESSS MY FUCKIN GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO SOUTH KOREAAAAA!!!!!!” -my very loving and supportive boyfriend

TW:SA stunmic r*ped me on 4/21/24. took me this long to come out because i was so scared of him and what he could do to me, but now that it's out and he knows + my friends r supportive, i feel safe enough to do this

OVERNIGHT OATS‼️‼️‼️

Whoever took our campus cat Millie is an absolute ho and I hope she scratches the shit out of you 🥰🥰🥰

I can’t believe I have to argue with people that sex, intimacy and pleasure should be kept in private or around consenting adults.. Talking and understanding the topic is important, but doing things in public with children around is beyond inappropriate.

Always choose the bear