I like a girl. no, I love her

"im in public" bf + *sends him 147 pics* gf

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

is it weird to call a guy “pretty boy”

People who love cats are hot

So I'm walking right and then I burst into tears

Bye why is it actually so cute when a man has a platonic soft spot for u

“halloween is better” “christmas is better” what if they were both girls and they kissed … what if they were yuri

imagine you go to someone’s house and they don’t have any figurines. bro where are your figurines

foreplay but it's just us pissing each other off

told him im just not a good texter…

if i had a wife i'd let her stab me and bite me and chew on me to relieve stress. maybe even kill me if that's what she wanted

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