I spell M. A. N…..!

lmfao 😂😂😂

"Hello, White House? I have calls from over 70,000 countries begging to make deals with Mr. Trump, just like he said. The countries include Oz, Narnia, Genovia, Canada Dry, the kingdom of Atlantis, a Disney cruise ship called the Atlantis, Terabithia and Florida"

Human made art 🥰💕

An Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed every biscuit had the ship’s insignia embossed on it. He was impressed and called in the cook to ask him how he did this. Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting

Sometimes you have to accept the apology you never got.

In ´22, I tweeted that I had played every state save Montana & Wyoming. Patton Oswalt responded that those were the only ones he’d yet to play. In ‘25, we had an inspiration. Bozeman: The Elm, May 15 Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17

Tell me again how I’m being dramatic, race baiting or making up scenarios to scare people? This is very unfortunate and scary. This is happening because our government thinks they are above reproach and that they are the law as opposed to being beholden to the law.

#SacramentoMountains today. Young mule deer through dirty window; poor phone pic of Sierra Blanca on our way to the high country; quite a bit colder up here.

The first of the flycatchers to arrive here in Michigan, an Eastern Phoebe. This bird wags his/her tail feathers, which is quite helpful in identifying the bird; some species of flycatchers look quite similar.

Back in the Pleistocene, before the Twitter we still love ❤️ was murdered by someone who claimed to love it, there was an ambitious thread 🧵 attempting to link song titles into a coherent narrative from their titles alone. That was pretty fun. Back before porn & conspiracies.

Everyone of us needs to work on loving more.

#innerspace reunion with actor #DennisQuaid tonight. We are both in ⁦Paramount+⁩ shows #HappyFace and ⁦#StarfleetAcademy . As the Cowboy woild say, “Howdy, Big Jack!” ⁦Star Trek on Paramount+⁩ ⁦⁦⁦Joe Dante⁩

The ads says their pear tree can grow 18 to 20 feet. I'd prefer one that grows pears.

The American Astronomical Society (AAS) has made it easy for you to reach out to your local representatives asking them to sign a bipartisan Congressional letter advocating for continued funding of NASA's science portfolio. aas.org/urge-nasa-supp…

My husband asked me if he was the only one I had been with. I said yes, all the rest were nines or tens. It is the old ones that make you smile.

A German, a Belgian and a Dutchman all claimed to be the next coming of Jesus. The German tried to prove it by walking across the mighty river Rhine. However, he fell in, got completely soaked and admitted he must not be the real Jesus. The Belgian claimed he was able to feed

Let’s take a walk…

If you watch Jaws backwards it’s a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Didn’t play golf there but we did ride bikes.