In every relationship one person sends the memes and the other person has a day job

“my child is just fine” ma’am your child can identify a taylor swift song in less than a second

I hate myself 😭😭

have 2 say btw one of the worst things about being an adult is having to go to the fucken shop. it is relentless. you always need to get something from the shop. every day I am in the shop.

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

what do people with no hyperfixations do

Did I just see a tweet where someone said that ANNALISE KEATING taught them how to critically think and conclude that the verdict in the TL case was wrong????????????????????????????????????????????

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

So you’re telling me we can go 30 trillion dollars into debt no problem, but if I make one Venmo transaction over $600 I have 80,000 IRS agents watching me?

gonna start committing crimes so the SEC doesn't come after me

2k to see drake ?😭😭😭 i better fuck wayne i better fuck drake

claim your “i was a gracie abrams fan before the eras tour” ticket now

Michael Cera on almost marrying Aubrey Plaza: “The idea was to then get a divorce right away, so we could call each other ‘my ex-husband’ and ‘my ex-wife’ at like 20.” trib.al/P57JFM2

Canes box combo is a beautiful name for a baby girl

I got chills tbh