Not even trying to be deluded but if you’re a top striker who’s just seen Manchester United sign Cunha and Mbeumo to play behind you then you are going to WANT to join.

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The first ever player to have freedom from obligatory loan deal.

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A journalist writing for Newcastle telling us what Mbeumo wants in wages.

This was in 2014, before he ever managed the club, if you want to know a little something about Manchester United and who we are from an esteemed football manager’s opinion CC: @NUFCFanbaseWeirdos @VillaFanbaseWeirdos

Walking to the party like...

Undisputed

Florian Wirtz couldn’t believe how good Bruno Fernandes is 😂

The last few days suggest to me that Newcastle have the fans with the biggest case of small club syndrome around. Desperate to think that they have overtaken us. Serious question, are there any balanced and calm Newcastle fans out there? #NUFC

Reckon he’ll get the job?

🚨 - Fabrizio Romano: "Bryan Mbeumo wants to go to Manchester United. He wants to wear the United shirt, he wants to play at Old Trafford "His PRIORITY is Man Utd, despite approaches from Arsenal, Newcastle and more clubs. "He has an agreement with Utd." [Fabrizio Romano, YT]

Désiré Doué this, Désiré Doué that. Lamine Yamal this, Lamine Yamal that. I just miss my starboy 💫

Open your eyes people

Awfully good dribbling for a player that can’t dribble

Paddy Dorgu hive 🫡

40 years old. #NationsLeague