Welp. Abortion is now illegal in the United States. If you didn’t subscribe to the Chapo or cum town Patreon’s in 2016 - congrats, this is on you

I kinda like that mass schizophrenia is the logical conclusion to the age of reason. God has all the best jokes.

800,000 people: "We demand the formation of a mass left party in Britain" World history: "I demand the formation of a mass left party in Britain" The mass left party's invisible leaders: "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask"

The only thing matt yglesias has ever stood for in his life is to get the waiter’s attention

Jeremy Corbyn is British Bernie Sanders.

Just remembered the German Revolution again

americans everywhere realizing uh oh. i’m a citizen of the circus. i’m one of the monkeys

Hey Bernie Sanders if your reading this fuck you. I’m drunk but ur a fucking cunt.

Great life. Two kids, beautiful wife, no boss and I can say whatever I want. Nuke Israel.

brad lander you are a stone cold pimp and i wish nothing but wonderful things for you and your family

Woke 2.0 is going to go so hard

Great News!

The unscheduled demolition of several buildings

propaganda i’m falling for

🚨🇺🇲 Obese US Swat Team Can't Keep Up With Chinese Super Troopers.

If you feel like you aren’t giving your cat the attention it deserves I recommend getting a roomba

(trying to hit on a doctor)

do you think Hegel ever did a pushup?