Stabbing your cereal 3 times before the 1st bite, really does activate the flavor.

First thing I’m buying when I get a house with a backyard is buying a blackstone

at this age if I tell you I do not care please believe me

Can’t stand people who always got something negative to say. Respectfully please shut the fuck up.

Nah fr 😂

Me to him from across the room after he put me through the mattress:

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

Me on Thanksgiving when the food ready .

I’ll never put my business on social media but im glad y’all do cuz I be bored

i’m gonna roll on that spot every morning before i leave the house

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

they saving ALL the daylight damn????????

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

Christmas shopping ain’t crossed my mind, I’ll tell you that.

I low key hate putting on actual clothes. I’ll throw some sweat pants & hoodie on SO FASTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 😂

este año será mejor que el anterior

You would have to drag me out of here by the back of my neck