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"If he's elected, the stock market will crash" --Trump in Oct 2020 debate w/Biden change in the Dow from Election Day through March 23 of his first year as president: Trump +12.6% Biden +17.9%

Three years ago I realized that I didn’t really want a boyfriend, what I really wanted was a dog. Cut to present: I have a husband, a baby and three chickens. Still no dog.

Where is my $1400 deposit?!!!

I swear I just felt my baby finally turn around in my stomach! Does that count as my exercise for the day??

I’m not sure what’s worse, dropping the soap when you’re in jail or 8 months pregnant?

You should really adopt If you can afford it and qualify. Sure the baby will be addicted to meth, but they won’t know where to get it.

Being pregnant makes me feel like a lazy hippo. Not that I think I’m lazy. I just think I look like a hippo and they just seem lazy to me.

I’m getting really good at putting together furniture and baby products, but really bad at getting my work done. #help

If you wonder where the double standard came from - 29 Real Ads Against Women's Suffrage - BuzzFeed apple.news/AmkZ7DxiJTWWQ5…

Turns out after all my hard work making her in my belly and feeding her from my titties - she looks like my husband Tal I was hoping it was someone else’s baby. One that likes to clean the house and do laundry and hold the baby for a couple hours so I can sleep 🤨

I think I have maybe a million sound machines going off in my house. It sounds like some birds are drowning in the ocean and it’s raining. 😳

Life with a newborn is living in 2 hr intervals and realizing how you can spend that entire interval procrastinating then regretting it

My baby cries in her sleep. How is your life going?

YES!!!!! They are going to fuck him up in prison. Ex-Cop Chauvin Gets 22 1/2 Years in Prison for Floyd Murder - Bloomberg apple.news/AlBtMlHssSFCgj…

I have a friend who told me she was happy to put her baby in his own room because of all the noises he makes. Looks like I’ll need to put my husband in the baby’s room. 😏

My baby farts in her sleep. Dude - she is JUST LIKE HER DAD!!!

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