Sitting here thinking about how I haven’t owned a hookah in almost 4 months. Love that for me.

Nurse.

LMFAO every week it’s something new on the docket! 😭 Should tops be paying for the bottoms uber ? 😭

Spent the morning watching LSU Football practice and got a few reps in with Cookie 🍪 Lane kiffin, if y’all need another QB, you know where to find me!

Damn. I’m everything EXCEPT political. 😭

Dallas here I come

Wait LMFAOOOOOO

Back in the day the villain Vince McMahon would’ve had Erica Kirk working for WWE by now.

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU HAVE A DESIRE TO FEEL CONNECTED TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE ALL THE TIME

The GIF is taking me down.

lmfaoooooooooooooo this corgi so fckn cute

Don’t kill me y’all; but there’s nothing a “touch me not” can do for me. 😭😭 Wym I can’t touch your princess wand ??

Ayeeee! They ate.

The way I can’t sleep rn. I’d been in there rn shopping for new Forks and spoons 😭

The guilt. 😂 I miss talking crazy. Oh well.

My twin.

😭 Me tomorrow.

Houston. Why I wake up and it’s 50 degrees ? In April. 😭 Houston need to be on Abilify with the rest of yall. Bipolar ass city 😭😭

🥺😫 my playlist is stuck in 2010-2016 and im over here in tears. Lmao. Bring back the pop girlies and music that raised us!!!!

He’s a gooner.