Women love it when you’re a little gay

It’s doing time

so true

can't believe im going to the first munaethelgenius show

BOOBGENIUS

If you’re anxious it’s probably because something terrible is about to happen

i NEED spotify AD’s to have a rule against using car sounds because i was just walking down the street when i almost shat myself at what sounded like a four wheeler coming right at me

i have feelings for men, however they are all negative

the funniest thing you can do as a person is be weird and off-putting

me in the bookstore: omg this is the book i’ve been wanting to buy for so long *puts it back on the shelf*

october is just a normal month to an evil and scary guy like me

sometimes i get the overwhelming urge to google shit like ‘is roblox safe for my child’. i don’t have a child, i just love reading insane responses from mothers on their forums

she’s a 10 but she gets mean when the lights are too bright

i love to snack so if u see me pull several croissants out of my bag mind ur business

i actually know two but that’s cool i guess

WHAT DO U MEAN THATS JULIEN BAKER AND LUCY DACUS

i feel bad for people who live in super straight areas bc there are at least five lesbians on my bus right now and that’s just the visible ones