I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 my psychiatrist asked if we should up my dose!!!

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again

Mom: You want something? Me: A large fry Mom: Yeah, can I get a small fry Me:

Mourning the loss of @jonny_kehtel today. Rest in peace old friend

he’s head of diva cyber security in gag city

Girl whatever

the way jennifer lopez talks about the bronx is the way cameron tucker talks about that farm in missouri

looking at all my clothes. what the hell is this crap

thinking about 2000s grocery store cakes

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around! Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble... Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches? Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

Oh shit I just got this message

stoned af and just realized it’s pets mart not pet smart

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF

baby this is the new president of hot tunes TV China

AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today

max explaining years of upside down and vecna lore to holly in that cave