me after just one hour of being productive

do they not realize trump was working under obamas economy and biden is working under trumps economy

I know this is aphex twin updates but jesus christ

Also, there was over 5% decrease in voter turn out for these elections. Only 61% of eligible voters actually voted. People are not going out to vote. Please. For the love of God, take elections more seriously. Please go out and vote.

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

missing flappy bird rn

i’ve been freaking out for a couple years straight now

day 3 of beige foods

The tsunami Warning is canceled for the coastal areas of California and Oregon. No tsunami danger presently exists for this area. This will be the final U.S. National Tsunami Warning Center message for this event. Refer to tsunami.gov for more information.

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

The part of that song where Fergie defines 'fergalicious' is so patronizing... like, I know what fergalicious means

2025 is gonna be my year

I don’t care who the president is. Latinas must be allowed to enter this country.

john turturro you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you.

I came to earth to monitor the situation

-mexican accent- bro imagine

The year is 2025. nobody be's mean