uhh thats a pretty serious claim, i hope you have harder evidence than "oh there just MUST HAVE BEEN some magic in that old silk hat"

(guard returning to patrol) huh. must have been the lingering scent of her shampoo

real fans of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory know why the “sky’s the limit”. it’s because Eric Bogosian steals a CD-ROM that lets him destroy airplanes with sky earthquakes.

sat on a park bench reading a graphic novel that i have clearly drawn myself titled Quebec City: 100000 BC

no it can’t

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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

Yo I’m outside meet me out here, don’t waste my time bring the money, you’ll know me. I look like pompompurin. Yeah the Sanrio character. Right yellow dog who looks like a flan. Brown beret yeah. Yeah I am cute thank you. I’m outside.

yeah, my thrall is just being... [i]a lot[/i] today. hes having Big Feelings about me sucking his blood.

If there was some magic in that old top hat they found that’d be sick as hell

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