I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 1129

Jake Cole @ 1:07:15 rumble.com/v28kymi-conan-…

This burrito is insane, but I have to respect the dedicated shelf just for El Yucateco

RIP to one of the only people who got to drive the 405 with no traffic.

I know none of us are prepared for the passage of time but folks, we're fast approaching the 10th anniversary of this:

Andy Pages rips a RBI single to add to the lead in the 4th inning!

Including tonight, Pages is now 10-for-20 over his last 5 games. 🔥

If I were an offensive lineman I’d join twitter and immediately block everyone, just to establish my competency

Baby brother on deck

Today at Baseball Prospectus: There were more MLB injuries in 2023 than 2022, but, as Derek Rhoads and I pointed out, it was solely because of increased injuries in spring training. How hazardous was spring training 2024? baseballprospectus.com/news/article/8…

The 'Lost in Translation' reboot is going to be incredible

NEWS: MLB's Sunday Morning deal with Peacock is unlikely to continue, but MLB still hoping to keep the games going this season, The Athletic has learned.

Full details ...

theathletic.com/5408872/2024/0…

Clayton Kershaw has a new Dodgers teammate at Skechers ... Chris Taylor

25 bets per day (on average) for just over 2 years, averaging ~$12,800 per bet is WILD

'Fortune favors the brave'
-Matt Damon

This is incredibly sad to read

'MIZUHARA messaged BOOKMAKER 1 stating, “Have you seen the reports?” BOOKMAKER 1 responded, “Yes, but that’s all bullshit. Obviously you didn’t steal from him. I understand it’s a cover job .. MIZUHARA then responded, “Technically I did steal from him. it’s all over for me.” '

Eric Stephen and the complaint:

Fun day to have doctor's appointments

Here's the press release regarding Ippei Mizuhara charged with bank fraud for stealing more than $16 million from Shohei Ohtani, from The US Attorney, Central District of CA

justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/j…

Maximum penalty is 30 years in prison, although court has discretion.