Any of my followers work at Rockstar? Saw a job listing that I'd like to recommend a candidate for!

I could tell you I've had two beers, or I could tell you I just started crying because I overheard someone playing Epona's song from their phone

This is like 30 Rock levels of a good joke, but it's only a good joke because you think there's no way it could ever happen.

Also it should be illegal and I hope every person involved is haunted for forever

Something I wish I knew more about is that if you are lucky enough to meet a soul mate, that's when the real work begins. You're finally with a person who gives you the space to be vulnerable and work on your trickiest inner challenges. It is terrifying and it is the best.

It's a soup of Animal Crossing and TikTok sound clips

this is the ideal restaurant web site. no css. no order link. just paul giamatti

It would be so nice rn to inherit a little bit of wealth as a treat

Great advice for hot babes only

you say capitalism is bad but how else can we get this many Gru mask variants

In the early 70s, the olds said young people were having too much sex which was leading them to such behavior like protesting the Vietnam war so like, which is it

ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer

I love when certain topics transcend language barriers

Your girl's heading to the streets of Brooklyn, where I can only imagine no one will think twice about stepping to the woman in the Frasier shirt

Men, please understand what women really want: the Escargot Silver R020 AM radio (Japan 1980s)

This is Long Island culture

When are we getting the Definitive Oral History of the PT Cruiser???

Getting harder and harder to fathom the amount of people for whom this era is their Joker moment

I'm obsessed with what they have women eat at restaurants in Hallmark movies and today I saw an all-timer

not the Pringles can holster 😭

Something that fuels me is thinking about the day I finally leave agency work to go in-house where I will be the most ruthless client any agency has ever had — most agencies deserve nothing less.