The people who are suddenly concerned that the USPS doesn't turn a profit don't seem to mind dumping $738,000,000,000 of tax dollars into the bottomless pit of our military.

It blew my mind when someone said, “Stop thinking about this year as the warmest for the last 100 years, but the coolest one for the next 100.” 🤯🤯

What a shock! A super asshole anti-gay pastor having sex with men and lying about it! Oh my stars and garters! 😯 I may have to sit down... 🙄

Dear followers: as soon as Switzerland‘s government chooses a vaccine for its people, I’ll be happy to share the exact name so you can get it. I’m American but I trust the government here to do it right— more than I trust the US government on this one.

When Lindsey Graham saw this photo of Jerry Falwell he said, "Thoughts and prayers for that most sacred bond, between a corrupt evangelical preacher, his wife and their hunky young poolboy. As it says in either the Bible or my diary, hubba hubba. Let the RNC commence!"

This is a really good tip. Especially in technology... image and manner can have no correlation with the wisdom, experience and wealth.

why are cartoon suns always wearing sunglasses? what the hell are they protecting their eyes from

Watching the last season of Good Girls ...the dinner guest scene with Ruby and Stan is so brilliant and tight and funny as hell. Glad to hear it’s picked up for a season 4. The writing and acting are just perfect. Highly recommended.

This may make some people angry, but Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s sex life is really none of our business. That's between him, his wife, their former pool boy, an undisclosed number of younger women, all their lawyers, any videographers, and the Board of Trustees of Liberty University.

Fantastic article in the vein of ⁦AJ Jacobs⁩... but with an ending you won’t see coming. -> How to Learn Everything: The MasterClass Diaries (via @Pocket) #longreads pocket.co/xheGWz

It’s not about “kink-shaming” (I mean, are you serious?) Its about decades- centuries - millennia of Christian/religious hypocrisy that has led to countless tortured lives, especially in the LGBTQ community, and continues to.

DT/45 supporters are sharing this on FB. I don't have the desire to tell them than the man cloaked in white is Charles Manson.

Who did this?? 😂

.Liberty University please by all means put Jerry Falwell back in charge, he has done a great job representing Liberty’s values...

The speeches at the RNC just seem a little tone-deaf, considering that most Americans right now can't even *afford* cocaine

In the ⁦The New York Times⁩, ⁦Gail Collins⁩ wrote the best 2 sentences in a huge story looking at high/lowlights of #RNCConvention2020 #RNC2020 ...I am howling over here!

COVID Update August 25: Let's talk about what is being whispered about out loud. (No, not the pool boy.) The October surprise of a vaccine announcement. Get ready. It will happen. And it is getting harder to know whether it will be ready when it does.

Me in therapy