It has been the honor of my life to be the soundtrack to John Cena’s career. My friend, you are truly the GOAT! This one’s for you…

One last time…for every one of you who he sees, hears and loves. #ThankYouCena

The Greatest of All Time. Thank you, John Cena. 🫡

“It’s the Pop-Tart’s bowl. Both teams put sprinkles on their helmets and they have 6 live pop-tart mascots. The winning team gets to sacrifice one of them and then eat them live on the field. The trophy is also a fully functioning toaster. It’s the people’s national championship”

You will never convince someone that they are wrong. Reality must eventually handle that.

I have to admit, Will dying of AIDS in the Stranger Things finale caught me totally off guard. Well done, Duffer brothers.

Don’t let Brendan Schaub see this spoiler

Life goes on and we all move onward, as 2026 is here I’ll fondly remember so many moments from 2025. Thanks to ALL fans, co workers, critics and anyone around the world who used their voice to make 2025 a year that I’ll never forget. Omnia Dedi. Pro omnibus gratias ago.

Its a beautiful day to tell a motherfucker to suck your Dick!

Sabrina Carpenter

If you’re thinking about being a Badmotherfucker……..Today is your lucky Day!!!!

Let’s win a Gold. Go Time 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

I’m never letting go.

This is my kids’ Infinity War

Its Monday Motherfuckers…..God gave you another day to grab your balls and tell everyone to get in Line….They can all suck your Cock!

Triple H is actually retarded.

Justin Bieber blessed the Coachella crowd with 2025 Dak Prescott highlights and I missed it 💔

John Cena don’t even know I’m in the crib fucked up about him

gas $4 , rent due , we at war , New Day got released, i'm just not in the mood