Am I the only person who hates the new iPhone update? Please put the search bar back at the top of the screen where it belongs!

We are not at liberty to assert an opinion as a standard

“You don’t need social skills if you have a cool hat” -Evan Barnes

Me: We could watch hunting videos on YouTube Pam: I would rather slam my head in a bread box

“It’s not wrong to be wrong, it’s wrong to be unteachable” - M. Thomas

Hilarious Quote of The Day: “A situation becomes a crisis when cattle or women stampede” - Shakespeare

Can we please stop with the bathroom cellular self portraits?

I heard there was an exciting sports game today. What a thrill!

I saw a child drinking pickle juice with a straw today and I considered contacting Child Protective Services.

The man in front of me in the checkout line has only a card table and 5 pounds of raw chicken.

A lot of people are saying “Sunday is coming!” but Sunday comes every week and the Lord expects you to be there every time. Sunday isn’t your day. Sunday is His day. Every Sunday.

I will use your gender reveal party invitation as a coaster.

I like the orderliness of a plaid sofa. PlaidSofa#

If I’m not good for anything else, I am good at eating cooked cabbage.

I’ll endure a crowd for a church meeting, a free lunch, or a tractor pull

“Quit grinning like a dead cat” -Pam

I think Pam’s celebrity crush is Dennis Quaid