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Mike Binder

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This is what I'm up against in the world. This is why I'm still sucking my thumb at 65. This is why I sleep in a three piece suit lately. This is why I've taken on so many imaginary friends.

Being called a Trump - supporting nincompoop isn't something you just 'get over.'

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Yes. Please read; The New York Slimes hosted another lie-a -thon about Robert F. Kennedy Jr and his campaign. I love the way Moms for RFK Jr breaks it all down.

Dems voters should not be afraid of Rfkjr or his voters. They should be afraid of what they're okay with. The status quo…

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Mike Binder wants you to know he's at the Brea Improv Fri and Sat night this weekend with the great Bobby Lee He's also not sure how the above photo came to be on this post.

Mike Binder wants you to know he's at the Brea Improv Fri and Sat night this weekend with the great @bobbyleelive He's also not sure how the above photo came to be on this post.
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The best time I think I ever had making a movie in my life. was brilliant and Janeane Garofalo is a master at comedy like this. I used to walk an hour to work every day during the shoot and an hour back across London at the end of the day to the hotel I was staying…

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Now here's a couple fellas that have no business running the biggest country in the world's foreign affairs.

One of them not only sees everything and everybody as fuzzy as we see him in this picture, but it's become pretty obvious he can't hear the dinner bell.

Joe Bader…

Now here's a couple fellas that have no business running the biggest country in the world's foreign affairs. One of them not only sees everything and everybody as fuzzy as we see him in this picture, but it's become pretty obvious he can't hear the dinner bell. Joe Bader…
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I will say this is going to be an amazing tour for Dane Cook. I have personally stolen a lot of the new material and done it in some of the smaller markets and little known clubs and have killed with the stuff. If I can make it work you can only imagine how good it sounds from…

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My favorite part of this video is trying to think about the casting and the rehearsals for this stupid ass scene

'Okay Freddy, take your shirt off, you're getting fake killed and baby powdered. '

'Why do I got to get fake killed and baby powdered and shit? Can't I put on the…

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'If the great and wonderful Joe Biden isn't re-elected, all humanity will cease and desist. '

It's amazing that this woman can keep flat out lying making stuff up and she's not hit with lightning.

All the talk about 'Trump' and 'Republicans' and 'Maga' and 'Rfjkr'…

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