Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too on top of everything else.

Asked my 14yo if he wanted any stickers at his wellness checkup. He scoffed and said he was too old for stickers, as I grabbed one for myself.

Why can’t British summer just be a nice cheeky 21-24°c in the day and a lovely 10°c-12°c in the evenings.

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My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing "Someday My Prince Will Come" while I'm cleaning.

Doing a little circle with my finger to remember which one is clockwise

Questions that make my mind go blank: “Why do you want this job?” “Know any good jokes?” “Been up to much lately?” “What did you do yesterday?”

Grok 3.5 or 4.0 or 4.20 or 15.5 or 29.13469 still won’t ever, ever, ever, no matter how technologically advanced, or how many resources are dedicated to its development, will ever, ever, EVER be more right than my wilful and stubborn 8 year old. Ever.

Anybody got an opinion on today's weather? Can't seem to find anything on here.

Woman on the train (to herself): Come on girl. Your day starts now.

Sending thoughts be prayers to all the train staff who endlessly have to spout the world’s most irritating phrase ‘see it, say it, sorted.’

I wrenched my elbow whilst playing badminton earlier, so I’m now suffering from the lesser known badminton elbow.

Has anyone ever actually said, ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse’ and then proceeded to locate and eat one?

Nice of them to include these tweezers in the first aid kit in case of an eyebrow emergency

Found it…………..

I miss the person I was when I was complaining about how cold it was a few months ago.

Monday tomorrow

When I was younger I used to think Lord’s Cricket Ground and Lourdes were the same place. Used to think it was wild they set up a cricket ground in a holy place.